 Single handedly,
I will attempt to bring this paper
something it hasn't had in quite
sometime-excellence. Gone are the days of
the 'ordinary run-of-the-mill I heard it
through the grapevine' focal point of
every CJS Today. Readers will no longer
have to accept mediocrity as excellence,
for the simple fact that mediocrity is
not excellent. Terra Rizing is excellent!
Pretty soon, a few readers will fully
understand what Terra Iz Rizing is all
about. Soon after that, a few readers
will turn into many loyal readers. Loyal
readers will then turn into a legion of
adoring fans. Terra Iz Rizing will be a
craze sweeping the halls of Scott High
School faster than our vastly
insufficient security force. This
resulting in my legions of fans chanting:
Terra Iz Rizing, Terra Iz Rizing (ad
infintium). Finally, hundreds upon
hundreds of fans will finally realize
what real journalism is comprised of.
Beware. Take care. And stay tuned. Terra
Iz Rizing will soon take over CJS Today.
I promise you: this newspaper will never,
EVER, be the same again!
Thank you.
T. Rizing
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